Monday, May 14, 2007
this came in an email.
Below are the 7 words WOMEN uses:
-FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
I use it when i dont care who is right or wrong, i just want to end that lame argurment before a terrible dispute begins. It is usually used with whatever
FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
5 mins is only 5 mins if you have just been given 5 mins to get off the computer game and go out.
NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"
Nothing is when there is something but i dont know how to start the conversation. Or when there is something but too insignificant to be called something. And it ends together with whatever too.
GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
YES
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstoodby men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"
My loud sigh usually means, NEVER MIND, forget it, y am i bothering.
THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
I dont say thats okay, i just go NEVER MIND.
THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.
yes =)
WHATEVER
It's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!
whatever just means whatever. Why do you need another way to say fuck you?
ANYWAY. Sigh i think its a psychological cycle. The more i dread going to school, the more sucky school gets, and i will dread going to school again. Zomg, somebody please fill my school days with fun laughter peace and joy. Ah, where is licia and sim and nad and may and joe. I DONT EVEN MIND REUBEN! Yes, this is how bad school is now.
In this time thats ever changing
In this world thats always new
We will stand fast and be the light
For world and school and home
We will be the best that we can be
When all things grow cos we believe
We will shine with pride
Temasek's light, for all the world to see
No, this isnt the school song, its the student leader's song. The school song kinda suck
For we are temasekians
For we are temasekians
For we are temasekians
And we care.
LOL!
Look at the bright side of life
Where the world never turns her back on you
Learn from all
And remember God is with us
Look at the memories we shared
A musicbox that will never lose its tune
Its plays for you
Its the treasure that you cant buy.
Your life.
Zomg, i miss darius conducting the choir. Wait, im not even in a choir anymore. I miss choir! With darius =)
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
I use it when i dont care who is right or wrong, i just want to end that lame argurment before a terrible dispute begins. It is usually used with whatever
FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
5 mins is only 5 mins if you have just been given 5 mins to get off the computer game and go out.
NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"
Nothing is when there is something but i dont know how to start the conversation. Or when there is something but too insignificant to be called something. And it ends together with whatever too.
GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
YES
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstoodby men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"
My loud sigh usually means, NEVER MIND, forget it, y am i bothering.
THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
I dont say thats okay, i just go NEVER MIND.
THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.
yes =)
WHATEVER
It's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!
whatever just means whatever. Why do you need another way to say fuck you?
ANYWAY. Sigh i think its a psychological cycle. The more i dread going to school, the more sucky school gets, and i will dread going to school again. Zomg, somebody please fill my school days with fun laughter peace and joy. Ah, where is licia and sim and nad and may and joe. I DONT EVEN MIND REUBEN! Yes, this is how bad school is now.
In this time thats ever changing
In this world thats always new
We will stand fast and be the light
For world and school and home
We will be the best that we can be
When all things grow cos we believe
We will shine with pride
Temasek's light, for all the world to see
No, this isnt the school song, its the student leader's song. The school song kinda suck
For we are temasekians
For we are temasekians
For we are temasekians
And we care.
LOL!
Look at the bright side of life
Where the world never turns her back on you
Learn from all
And remember God is with us
Look at the memories we shared
A musicbox that will never lose its tune
Its plays for you
Its the treasure that you cant buy.
Your life.
Zomg, i miss darius conducting the choir. Wait, im not even in a choir anymore. I miss choir! With darius =)
missed you NS guy!
vyevye!♥