True Narcissistic Haven

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

King Arthur and the Witch:
Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.

The question?....What do women really want?

Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end. He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer. Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer. But the price would be high; as the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged. The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree to her price first. The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table and Arthur's closest friend! Young Arthur was horrified. She was hideous. He had never encountered such a creature in all his life. He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden; but Lancelot, learning of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life and the preservation of the Round Table.

Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered Arthur's question thus: What a woman really wants, she answered....is to be in charge of her own life.

Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth and that Arthur's life would be spared. And so it was, the neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom and Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding. The honeymoon hour approached and Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him. The most beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before him on the bed. The aastounded Lancelot asked what had happened The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, she would henceforth, be her horrible deformed self only half the time and the beautiful maiden the other half. Which would he prefer? Beautiful during the day....or night? Lancelot pondered the predicament. During the day, a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch? Or, would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day, but by night, a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous intimate moments? Noble Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself. Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.

Now...what is the moral to this story?

The moral is.....
If you don't let a woman have her own way....
Things are going to get ugly

vyevye!♥

Monday, May 28, 2007

got shoo-ed to sleep at ard 1plus 2 last night. Which i totally appreciated =) cox i had to wake up at 5.30. Deadly hours. Its been 13 days since i woke up at 5.30. Dili daeli-ed. Met jerlyn at tanah bus stop as usual. Lols she look so wide-awake.

PACC tutorial is a total waste of my time. Nearly dozed off in class. So i went to slack in the toilet. So much more effective. Then went for EC which is again totally wasting my time -.- Then went for MOB tutorial which made much more sense of it being a module. Then skipped MOB lecture =) It is again wasting my time anyway.

Went to 2248 cox xueping wanted to get her laptop done. And i saw ding dong. Lols tt cute thing. Whee.

Met licia at bedok mrt. Trained down to tm. Walked abit. Trained and cared down to my house. Slacked. Cared to simpang to meet jacob and ruiwen and pamela. I miss jacob's crap man. Lols. Walked to tanah and car-ed back.

Im starting to not know what to blog oredi. Life getting too boring.

vyevye!♥

Sunday, May 27, 2007

ATTEMPTED to complete my e-learning on frday. Stayed at home... but still, haha, whatever, i hate e-learning. Went to funan to meet my mum and cousin cox she wanted to buy digi cam.

Went bowling ydae morning. Came home, slept. Went to ban's house for dinner. But he was out working. Left his house to go bowling, AGAIN. Lols. What a sudden craze.

Woke up at 11 plus just now. I dont know how im ever gonna wake up at 5.30 tml morning. Haha. Anyway, meeting ruiwen, jacob, licia, chewy and lijun for dinner at simpang tml. Lols. We crazy ppl.

OH OH licia is gonna come to my lectures on friday. LOL! Fun fun fun.

vyevye!♥

Thursday, May 24, 2007

had dance ydae from 3 to 6 plus. went bugis to get costumes for competition with shuyang and clariss. im wearing white white. Clariss wearing yellow yellow i think. Shuyang shocking pink! bottom also i think.
ooo... and i slept in my second floor living room ydae cox there was a lizard on my bed. hohoho.

woke up at 8.30 cox theres dance at 10.45 this morning. danced till ard 12 plus 1. Senior's turn, slacked at the back. Went to have lunch at fc 3. Went to sng. FUN. Lols... details cannot blog. =D

out on monday, and tuesday, and wed, and thurs. Which means i havent started on my e-learning. Gonna stay home the whole day tml to do e-learning. =D

vyevye!♥

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Last night, licia told me she dont feel like going to school today. And since its my e-learning week, we decided to go to ikea =)